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Post by Fred Hall Post by Sn!pe Post by Fred Hall Post by Sn!pe Post by Fred Hall
Melt, Paul, melt!
You make him melt, you clear up the mess; the shovel is in the shed.
Is it locked?
The shed is always open.
No badgers hiding inside?
WEE don't need no steenking badgers!
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co-winner, Pierre Salinger Memorial Hook,
Line & Sinker award, May 2001
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